Friday Humour – Rules Kids Won’t Learn in School
Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase “it’s not fair” 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized […]
Joke of The Day – Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your […]
Woman’s Dictionary, what they really mean
* Yes = No. * No = Yes. * Maybe = No. * I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry. * We need = I want. * It’s your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now. * Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later. * We need to talk = […]
If Men Got Pregnant
If Men Got Pregnant… Maternity leave would last for two years…with full pay. There’d be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s number one health problem. All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness. Children would be kept in the hospital until […]
A diary of one person's love of snow
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season: we took out cocktails and sat for hours by the window, watching the huge soft flakes drift down. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print: so romantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9: Woke to a blanket […]
