Joke of the day – Follow these simple tests before you decide to have children
Test 1 Preparation Women: To prepare for pregnancy:- 1. Put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front. 2. Leave it there. 3. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans. Men: To prepare for children:- 1. Go to a local chemist, tip the contents of your wallet onto the counter and [...]
Woman’s Dictionary, what they really mean
* Yes = No. * No = Yes. * Maybe = No. * I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry. * We need = I want. * It’s your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now. * Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later. * We need to talk = [...]
If Men Got Pregnant
If Men Got Pregnant… Maternity leave would last for two years…with full pay. There’d be a cure for stretch marks. Natural childbirth would become obsolete. Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s number one health problem. All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness. Children would be kept in the hospital until [...]
A diary of one person's love of snow
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season: we took out cocktails and sat for hours by the window, watching the huge soft flakes drift down. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print: so romantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow! December 9: Woke to a blanket [...]
