Joke of The Day - Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your [...]
Joke of the Day - Back when I was young…
When I was a kid adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up.
What with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning uphill both ways through year ’round blizzards carrying their younger siblings on their backs to their one-room schoolhouse where they maintained [...]
Joke of the day - Follow these simple tests before you decide to have children
Test 1 Preparation
Women: To prepare for pregnancy:-
1. Put on a dressing gown and stick a beanbag down the front.
2. Leave it there.
3. After 9 months remove 5% of the beans.
Men: To prepare for children:-
1. Go to a local chemist, tip the contents of your wallet onto the
counter and tell [...]
Woman’s Dictionary, what they really mean
* Yes = No.
* No = Yes.
* Maybe = No.
* I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry.
* We need = I want.
* It’s your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now.
* Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later.
* We need to talk = I need to complain.
* Sure go ahead [...]
If Men Got Pregnant
If Men Got Pregnant…
Maternity leave would last for two years…with full pay.
There’d be a cure for stretch marks.
Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
Morning sickness would rank as the nation’s number one health problem.
All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent effectiveness.
Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained.
Men would be [...]
A diary of one person's love of snow
December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season: we took out cocktails and sat for hours by the window, watching the huge soft flakes drift down. It looked like a Grandma Moses Print: so romantic, we felt like newlyweds again. I love snow!
December 9: Woke to a blanket of [...]
